to be blond, or to be bottle-blond, that is the question...

yup, incredible but true, there really is a difference between being blond, naturally or dyed, doesn't always matter, and the bottle-kind.
fact is, while people can be blond, natural or not, this doesn't imperatively mean they're lacking intelligence, comprehension and character. just as there are people, brunettes, redheads, black hair, grey hair, a.s.o. that meet all the requirements for the description as bottle-blondes. in this case, it's unfortunately almost a natural law that the outbreak of intelligence is just as probable as winning the lotto, or be struck by lightning during a tokyo hotel concert (the poor lightning wouldn't do that to itself, what a wise natural force).
however, statistics show an enormous growth rate of bottle-blond beings, (though cleverly disguised as other haircolors). the graph shows an exponential growth rate, consistent with beings mostly categorised as monocellular that reproduce through cell division.
so when meeting someone, one should always ask a intelligent question as soon as possible, cause listening to a bottle-blonde is torture for ears and brain... ;-)